So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Womens rights

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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