Shit.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Penis

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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