A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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I won the game.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Pianca going ham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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