What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haha pizza

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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