- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Women's rights

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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