roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

George W. Bush

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A joke

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

No.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What is a dog? Bark

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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