Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

DERP

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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