How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Lacrosse

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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