How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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the cow goes moo

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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I won the game.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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jgkbk,mn

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Women's rights

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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