Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Freedom of Speech

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's 9 +10 19

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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