- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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