Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Jess Burns

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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NEVER

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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