- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris died.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Womens rights.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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