- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Black Poeple

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Fruitcake

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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