- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Knock Knock Come in.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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