a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

jokes r dumb

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

penis

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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