kennah campion... being nice

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

French people.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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