- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

You are the third derivative of the position function.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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