- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A homeless person dies.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What comes after "Q" R

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

your fat

What is Jason? Black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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