I can't see my forehead

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Anti jokes are funny

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

amy copied adams haircut :0

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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