Womens rights.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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potato

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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