What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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apple pie.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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make me a sandwich!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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hi bye

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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