Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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guess what?

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Anti Joke

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