- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's 1+1? 4.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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