- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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