Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Laura Pratz..

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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You.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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