- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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