why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hey, come here often? No.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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