How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Black people are innocent.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Ruller

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Anti Joke

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