Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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balls in ya mouf

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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William Raines.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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women's rights

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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I like jokes.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Anti Joke

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