- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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