- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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