What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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