there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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An antijoke

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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live babies

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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