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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

American healthcare.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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