What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Asians...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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apple pie.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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