- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

William Raines.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

I'm Spartacus

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

CHEEZECAKE

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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