Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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