What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Kenny G

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

American healthcare.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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