Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Kenny G

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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American healthcare.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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