- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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