A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

The jets are a good team..

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

your all shit at jokes

Jews for Jesus

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Global Warming.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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