What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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