A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Dani Barton = Stupid

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's in there? Get outta there...

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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