How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Rick Perry.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's 1+1? 4.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

William Raines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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