What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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black

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9/11.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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anti-joke teehee

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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