If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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