What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I'm Spartacus

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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