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what rhymes with sloth? rape

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Anti jokes are funny

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Potato salad

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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