- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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