A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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