David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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9/11

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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