What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Kenny G

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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i have aids and a chode

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Laura Pratz..

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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apple pie.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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guess what?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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