what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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wat?

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I love you.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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