a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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