- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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