- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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