What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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69.... is a number

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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My life

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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45.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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my names jim haha

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

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