What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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9/11

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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