Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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