- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Netball.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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