What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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