- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A black man without problems.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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