A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Penis.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A black person in the NHL

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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