Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Lacrosse

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

My nipple is bleeding

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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