Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

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