How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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anti-joke teehee

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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