What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I like turtoes.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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