My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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girls basketball

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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