A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yah? Well your a ********

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pussy enough said

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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