What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

My mom touched my wiener : \

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Yah? Well your a ********

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Libraries.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Asian NASCAR.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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