Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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