- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Basketball.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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