I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Hi Adam,

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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