Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Anti Joke

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