Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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