A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Women's Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My nipple is bleeding

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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