- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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