You're on fire.

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Yo Mamma

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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