how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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