- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Hitler. lol, sucks.

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