why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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thumbs up!

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