Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Anti Joke

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