why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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The joke below me is retarded

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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