A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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i have cancer

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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minorities

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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