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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's 1+1? 4.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

wanna hear a joke? no

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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