What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man without problems.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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