- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Women's Rights

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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