I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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who farted i did :]

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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your mom

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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