how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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thumbs up!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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